Rather a useless day today

Serves me right of course, and I blame the red wine.  One glass - I ask you, ONE GLASS last night and it's stuffed up my day today.  No, before you ask the glass wasn't the size of a bucket, but it was a large one at 175 ml.  I had a pint of iced water along with it too, but unfortunately it got a grip of me and I didn't get up until 10.30 today.

I had all manner of things planned too.  Hoped to be up by 7-ish, washed and dressed, out to Morrisons for the weekly shop, visit daughter for a quick coffee and then do some gardening this afternoon.  I had a mound of paperwork to wade through as well - pension stuff now I've retired.  What did I do? Here's the list:

• Dossed around feeling rubbish
• Stared at the paperwork
• Did nothing about it
• Made a coffee
• Had breakfast
• Looked at the clock and decided it was too late to start much
• Answered phone to daughter
• "If you're coming round can you bring some milk?"  Cheeky madam!
• Groaned
• Decided maybe I should get my backside in gear
• Went to post office and missed the post
• Groaned
• Got milk
• Went to daughters
• Made coffee
• She was banging about upstairs so I shouted up to ask what she was doing
• "Come up and see"
• I went upstairs only to have a paint brush shoved in my hand
• "Do us that door, will you?"
• Groaned
• Painted door with brush and mini gloss roller
• Coughed a lot
• Drank my cold coffee
• We both finished off and went downstairs
• Caught up with Coronation Street on her fancy telly 
• Had another coffee (warm this time)
• Had her cat on my lap
• My jeans had a fur coat
• I went home
• Made a sandwich for Grumpy Trousers
• Went to Morrisons
• Groaned
• Saw old chum
• Had a natter with old chum
• Laughed with old chum
• Head cleared
• Felt better
• Went home and unpacked shopping
• Made a quiche from scratch
• Figured I'd done enough for one day
• Paperwork still there
• I'm still procrastinating as will be obvious from this posting!